Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via killed-the-mockingbird)
best four seconds of my life tbh
Favourite Lines ~ Melissa McCarthy as Megan (Bridesmaids, 2011)
(Source: haave-you-met-ted, via killed-the-mockingbird)
Ed Sheeran vs. Today's Artists..
Drake: I think i'm addicted to naked pictures and sittin' talkin' bout bitches
Ed Sheeran: Maybe i'm just in love when you wake me up
Lil' Wayne: Almost drowned in the pussy so I swam to her butt
Ed Sheeran: I've fallen for your eyes, but they don't know me yet
Waka Flacka: All I wanna do is sit back and watch you move and I'll proceed to throw this cash
Ed Sheeran: I'll pick you up when you're getting down, and out of all these things i've done, I will love you better now
Nicki Minaj: You fuckin' little whores, fuckin' up my decors
Ed Sheeran: If you fall asleep, at least you're next to me
Chris Brown: I just wanna see you strip
Ed Sheeran: My chest is a pillow for your weary head to lay to rest